You can ask for advice page from The
"Dear Karhmarlf the camel" Facebook group for free...

Just post your question on facebook to his group page, and Karhmarlf the camel will get back to you over the internet or by astral telegraph over the ether, which ever you prefer.

Why the name Karhmarlf? Because the camel was named that by a student and it seemed to fit his air of luxury and it kind of rhymed with camel.

Mind you his name has morphed a bit, as he wants to be a very successful camel and wants to do anything he can to assure that success and as quickly as possible. So for a special note, the 'F' in Karhmarlf is silent! It's just there to emphasize the qualities he wants more of in his life. His mother did warn him strongly against it, but Karmarlf has taken it on himself to greatly alter his 'destiny.'

You can also ask to be photographed with Karhmarlf the camel if you should so wish, or you can upload your own photos of you and Karhmarlf the camel together.

December 10, 2010
KarhmarlF is very excited about his new party mask.

KarhmarlF is getting ready for Mum's Goddess Workshop end of September and wants to know if males, even stuffed camels can attend too, and as enthusiastic with his paints and canvas as he is, mum says it's "ladies only."...>

Has young KarhmarlF opened a bottle shop?

A carpet shop?

Is that an entrepreneurial camel or what?
 

Australian Election 2010
On matters of the 2010 Election, "Not much to say" says KarhmarlF, "Looks like the public can't make up their mind, and with this year's choice -as it stands- you might as well Vote 1, KarhmarLF!" Mum seems to think it will be a hung parliament and a deal made ... See right...>

KarhmarLF strikes a pose...

Camel as an animal Totem
May 31, 2010

Suggesting a past life as a royal advisor, grand vizier, or nobility itself, Camel as an animal totem is a very powerful force of good.

The Camel totem challenges you to retain your sovereignty and also to trust your own visions and best advice. Transportation of grand viziers was often by camel in times gone by and camel has the ability to remain calm and positive in the most dire of circumstances. Camel people often do not sleep through and entire night, rather, catching camel naps. Camel helps through hard times and shows a light at the end of a tunnel, and he can accomplish the impossible, even walking through the eye of a needle if necessary.
He is not really as stubborn and ill tempered as folk would believe, he simply doesn’t put himself out there if the balance is off. If you load him up with a cargo that is off balance he will refuse to rise with the rider on his back as he knows instinctively that the rider and the load will fall at great unrest to himself and all involved, So he says refuses loudly, so he is sure you heard him - just in case you weren’t listening, Camel teaches the wisdom and energy of it being ok to assert your own desires, needs and likes, to not take second best in anything, most of all your own choices. Not to agree to something you later will regret or because you wanted someone to ‘get off your back’ …Whereas KarhmarlF doesn’t carry loads at all, he expects to be carried instead, he is royalty after all.
Camel helps people in times of crisis, giving strength and endurance to carry on, he tells you to trust your own instincts and intuitions and that the burdens can be lightened as long as you remember to keep balancing yourself along the way, as well as to remember to not put your safety and health at risk for others, that if you do not care for yourself you won’t have the energy to care for anyone else...
He teaches us we can transform the heavy loads we may be carrying and that optimism holds many of our much needed keys.


Go Camel Power!



Much love and Special K

KarhmarlF the CamEL!!

(typed out by mum on behalf of KarhmalF.T. CamEL)

KarhmarlF camEL says Happy Chinese New Year!!!

26 January 2010...Could we see a telepathic camel on Australia's got talent ?

I just looked at an email from my agent about Australia's Got Talent.

KarhmarlF was very excited and in fact of the moon when he read the email next to me at the computer.

KArhmarlF camel would LOVE to enter AGT as he is extremely ambitious and wants the instant exposure he sees AGT as potentially offering him. He does see himself as the next Susan Boyle as the email asked...

But alas! He realises that because he can only communicate by telepathy (or via his mum typing his telepathic messages for him), he has left himself with a very narrow audience draw, limited to only the gifted.

Oh the pain of being a genius! He is after all extremely entertaining for those with telepathic skill but darn boring for anyone else. How sad.

January 25, 2010...
 

KarmarlF Camel has been listening to music and loves drums and middle eastern, indian beats and music.
He'd like to share some with you, especially leading up to the year of the tiger... see right...

KarhmarlF Camel is ecstatic that he is getting to meet new friends to share his adventures with. He has just found out by pure chance that his camel ancestors go back to a much earlier and more opulent time and that he in fact links with royalty. He is thinking additionally of therefore adding to the end of his name esq. (esquire) Let's see what he decides to do.....

KarhmarlF Camel also wishes to be part of an appreciation and conservation group for camels in other countries who may not be as lucky as himself and who may have their rights violated by bad owners. He wonders if any of his friends know of any such groups, and how he can become involved in the humane relocation of camels in Australia's Northern Territory to their natural habitat.

January 23, 2010
Karhmal the camel has new photos uploaded and new gifts on his gift sender which he is extremely excited about! And he will answer your questions and messages in the n ex few hours, mum has to finish her day yet. hehehe

P.S On the name thing he is thinking about adding a silent 'f' into his name as he thinks this will b...e far more successful and make him 'rully' special and stand out from the crowd...

On the question of trying to give up smoking, Karhmarlf had a suggestion and reminded me that his -human- grandfather was caught by his father at age 13 ...with a pack of "Camels" which were a really heavy type of cigarette.

Being from a country town and his father being very traditional., smoking just was not going to be allowed. So grandpa was made to sit in silence in the kitchen, doors and windows closed and wait...his father went to town and returned with two more packs of Camels.

He then brought into the room an empty paint can for the ashes and smoke butts, a couple of boxs of matches, and a bucket.

With doors and windows closed, grandpa was made to smoke one after the other every single cigarette in the three packets no matter what....There was a lot of what, and Karhmarlf's grandpa has NEVER EVER smoked since.

Karhmarlf and I do not recommend this kind of treatment these days however, as you may pass out at an important moment.

Karhmarlf seems to think you should go cold turkey, or you could try the 'nicarette' smokes, a yoga week retreat, where you cannot smoke, drink, or answer the phone for a whole week, and if you aren't crawling up the walls by the end of it you should be cured.

Hypnotherapy is also good, but avoid the new agers who didn't get the psychology degree before taking the hypnotherapy short course.

Below:-Karhmarlf the camel and Owl prepare to work in the veggie patch and remind all children that you should eat your vegetables.

January 15, 2010...
Karhmal the camel is very amibtious and wants to become as successful as possible and twells me he thinks he should alter the spelling of his name so that numerologically he can be at his optimum. I tried explaining to him that success and power are things that come from within and you have to work with what you chose ...to be named as when you arrived into this life, but he just won't hear it.He wants to add yet another r or may be another ll at the end of his name, say tuned, he will not doubt hand down his final thoughs on it as mercury goes from stationary to direct and then forward again...The trials of being a mother.

January 12, 2010

I asked Karhmal the camel what we can make of Sam K's International Australia Day lamb advert. And his response was to look hungry and to become quite animated. I didn't think lamb agreed with him but it seems Sam has put forward a very convincing arguement. I then asked perhaps is it Sam you are interested in and he ...seemed even more excited. Do you think we can get Sam to pose with Karhmal at some point?

"LOOK RIGHT, LOOK LEFT, LOOK BIKE."